Every damn Day

My #bf is currently taking a shit while enjoying some nachos. #fatass #funny #gross #comingin #goingout #shit #dominick

amy-face:

I found a link to finish watching Jurassic Park!!

but where are the raptors

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

and

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

Talk about a blanket hog! All 3 of them lol. #dominick #blankethog #funny #personal

cierammartin:

astrntsnst:

satchmo88:

sarlaccvagina:

BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING

just laughed for a solid five minutes

True Fucking Story

I jump EVERY time I open one of these. Scary shit.

kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

paradiseonelmstreet:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

this is just too perfect not to reblog.